Vodka

You’re not here to please everyone — you’re not vodka.
The “Vodka” tee is Alter Ego Cult’s most iconic drop for a reason. It’s brutally honest, unapologetically sarcastic, and instantly viral. The front hits with “When life gives lemons, add vodka”, while the back steals the show with a bold Absolut bottle, angelic splash graphics, and the ultimate truth:
“Stop making people happy. You are not vodka.”

This isn't just a tee — it's a whole mood. For the rebels, the brutally honest, and the ones who mix chaos with charm.

Alter Ego Cult — The label your alter ego would wear.